The Learned Elders of Zion are talking discretely in my chatroom with Client #9.
Due to the severe threat this shanda poses to Jews, I’m not allowing goyim into my chatroom today. You have to show your circumsicion on the way in.
ClientNo9: I got a raw deal
ClientNo9: Damn b**ch set me up
Brad: wots up client
ClientNo9: You’d think that for $5,500/hour, my name would not have entered into this.
ClientNo9: I’ll bet none of you has ever laid out that kind of dough for a hooker
nicolletista: yes, eliot–you’re the VICTIM here
nicolletista: i’m outraged for you
Brad: was she worth it
nicolletista: you’re damn right i haven’t
nicolletista: impressed, though
ClientNo9: I AM the victim, and so too are the poepole of ny state, if I resign in favor of that ignorant shvartze who I picked to be lt governor
guest25: good point
guest52: for 5500 wot she have? golden flaps?
ClientNo9: Seriously, I can’t even remember this guys name. Only that he was black
Brad: good point and well made but ive no idea wot u r talking about
ClientNo9: She was ok, thinner than Monica, but who isn’t?
ClientNo9: If and when I leave office, my replacement will be New York Lt Governor David Paterson, who is a crazy shvarzte
Brad: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ClientNo9: Oy, this is not good for the Jews
YourMoralLeader: Pg. 30 of the sealed complaint : TEMEKA RACHELLE LEWIS, a/k/a "Rachelle," continued that from what she had been told "he" (believed to be a reference to Client-9) "would ask you to do things that, like, you might not think were safe – you know – I mean
ClientNo9: Also, it is bad for that other shvarze, Obama. Too many shvartzes in charge of one state is not a good thing
ClientNo9: What was I supposed to do, answer personal ads on Craigslist?
nicolletista: this is great stuff
nicolletista: you would have been better off to do that, yes
Brad: if only u explained it to me
ClientNo9: Show me a man who does that, and I will show you a man who is beneath me
User guest56 left the room.
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nicolletista: cheaper, and in the end just as private
nicolletista: for you anyway
ClientNo9: If I had done this with another man, people would be rushing to my defense.
ClientNo9: Moral is: no woman is worth $5,500/hour
nicolletista: you’re quite right–you should call mcgreevey right now
ClientNo9: Who knew?
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guest54: TEMEKA RACHELLE LEWIS, a/k/a "Rachelle" continued that from what she had been told "he" (believed to be a reference to Client-9) "would ask you to do things that, like, you might not think were safe – you know – I mean that . . . very basic things. . . "
User guest58 entered the room.
ClientNo9: Moral Leader, I want you to get in touch with the right people to start a Fair Play for Elliott Committee
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ClientNo9: OK, so I had a bleu job
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ClientNo9: What man has not?
guest54: what’s "not safe" about that?
ClientNo9: What’s not safe is getting caught
YourMoralLeader: Let us pray
ClientNo9: On a federal wiretap. Of all the bad luck
nicolletista: luke you could be the new rabbi baruch korff
ClientNo9: I was set up by Wall Street, of that I am certain
User guest54 left the room.
User marlene entered the room.
ClientNo9: Good thing daddy is loaded
ClientNo9: I am the total victim here
ClientNo9: Who is this yutz eating here?
marlene: hello
ClientNo9: He seems very pale.
ClientNo9: Drained
marlene: he doesnt speak
ClientNo9: Mr. Ford, you look drained of vital life force
ClientNo9: Marlene, who are you? How do you happen to come here? Do I know you from that other place?
marlene: what other place?
ClientNo9: How many diamonds are you?
ClientNo9: You know
marlene: i really dont
nicolletista: don’t put anything on the record–very clever eliot
marlene: diamonds?
Brad: are you available for hire client no 9
ClientNo9: Let me put it this way, IF you were a prostitute, what would men pay to have sex with you?
nicolletista: he is not hired–he hires–that was his problem
User Brad changed their name to ClientNo10.
ClientNo10: ahhh that was good
ClientNo9: Even Luke, I will wager, has hired a prostitute every now and then. MAybe he spent $4,000 instead of $5,000, but the idea is the same
marlene: are you all hookers?
ClientNo10: not all of us
ClientNo9: Marlene, what would you have charged me?
marlene: okeydokey
ClientNo10: just most
YourMoralLeader: never
marlene: im not a hooker you pervert
ClientNo10: leader is our pimp
ClientNo9: You look like a man who goes to hookers
marlene: there not very good morals cant you get a girl without paying them!
User guest61 changed their name to boredperson.
ClientNo9: No, I need to pay
boredperson: hello
marlene: why are you ugly?
boredperson: are you luke
YourMoralLeader: yo
YourMoralLeader: yes
ClientNo9: Is who luke?
boredperson: who is the person on the video
guest60: luke ,i enjoy your blog
marlene: someone who is too ugly to get a girl so has to pay them instead
YourMoralLeader: thank you
marlene: you eat a lot man!
boredperson: luke are you jewish
YourMoralLeader: y
ClientNo9: If I were some holy roller Christian fundie wingnut I could apologize declare myself a sinner, and this would be a one day story
marlene: because you have one of those hat things
boredperson: because it looks like there is a yamaca on your head
YourMoralLeader: always
nicolletista: luke you really ought to use this beautiful double portrait on your blog
ClientNo9: They are called yarmuekeys
boredperson: so are you jewish
nicolletista: http://www.startribune.com/photos/?c=y&img=spit1.JPG
marlene: do you approve of prostitutes moral leader
YourMoralLeader: no
ClientNo9: Prostitutes preserve marriages
ClientNo9: And that is a fact
User boredperson left the room.
marlene: me neither but of your desperate……….
nicolletista: hm, i doubt they will preserve YOURs eliot
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ClientNo9: I should’ve kept things local
ClientNo9: No use of wires, no out of state transportation of hookers
marlene: do you have hookers moral leader?
YourMoralLeader: no
marlene: why?
ClientNo9: This looks like a man who used to be a hooker, before he lost his youthful charms
YourMoralLeader: $
marlene: i wouldnt pay it!
ClientNo9: I don’t trust a man who has never used a professional
marlene: i dont trust a man with a beard
ClientNo9: Like a man who cuts his own hair
YourMoralLeader: i do
ClientNo9: not to be trusted.
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nicolletista: judaism is a good religion for a man who cuts his own hair
ClientNo9: I WILL STEAMROLL OVER ALL OF YOU
LiteratePervert: Okay, so we’re talking about Spitzer, are we?
guest25: y
marlene: whats spitzer?
ClientNo9: No comment
marlene: isnt it a type of drink?
ClientNo9: yes
marlene: hmmm yum
ClientNo9: like selzer water
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marlene: what no like alcohol
nicolletista: yes, seltzer with spit in it
ClientNo9: The sheer VOLUME of food that this guy eats is astounding
marlene: errrrrrr thats gross man
marlene: i know hes off now to get more
ClientNo9: I would not let him eat at my table at the club
nicolletista: i bet "rachelle" knows a lot about gross stuff
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ClientNo9: That being the Harvard Club
ClientNo9: Look!
marlene: oo eating again
marlene: id cut down, no one likes a man with a beer belly
ClientNo9: What on earth is he putting into his mouth?
marlene: or 4 chins
ClientNo9: Mr Ford, show us your stomach
marlene: slow down man were not going to take it off you
marlene: thats a bit dangerous
marlene: you could choke which is a serious matter
marlene: put it away some of us are eating you know
marlene: dont want to see your man boobs
ClientNo9: You would be far better off eating salmon. Lots of protein per bite
marlene: maybe you should go for a walk rather than sitting here, looks like you could use the exercise to be honest mate
marlene: see bet youve got indigestion eating that fast
marlene: go get some anti acids
guest64: its only oranges dudes and dudetts
marlene: still too much isnt good for you
guest64: he maybe did two
guest64: same as in a glass of orange juice
marlene: i knew someone who once went orange because they ate too many
guest64: he justsaved himself a trip to the blender
marlene: bet hes gone to get more
guest64: let’s see
marlene: ok bet he does
guest64: or he may never come back and we will have no more, your moral leader
ragon: oooooh noooooooooo
RussianDragon: why
guest104: he has a hat on
RussianDragon: that’s his jewish thinking cap
User ClientNo10 entered the room.
RussianDragon: it doesn’t work
guest104: yeh i can see thht
Brad: the scarlet pimpernel
guest111: now i see luke
guest104: thats not him
guest111: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
guest111: luke
guest111: I’m your biggest fan
guest111: probably only fan
guest111: it was fun in the darkness
guest111: i felt your presence
guest111: but did not see you
guest104: i didnt
guest104: feel you
guest111: he looks soo serious
guest104: ohhtell me
guest111: we are observing "the master"
Brad: of
guest111: some call him furryface
guest111: some call him leader
guest104: no fur face
Brad: of
guest111: some call him the spacecowboy
guest111: or even maurice
Brad: i think he has kidnapped your brain
guest111: and he speaks of the pompetous of love
guest104: i think MR NOBODY!!
guest111: i really love your peaches
guest111: i wanna shake your tree
guest104: me have no peaches
guest111: is there someone with peaches in the room?
guest104: i anna………….
guest111: any peaches in the room
guest104: i wanna……….
guest104: no pears
guest111: chaim called them ovulating females
guest111: but i guess he’s only into little cute jewish girls
guest104: what pears??
guest111: especially when the are from THE VALLEY
guest104: were you then 111
guest111: you mean region of the world
guest104: yes
guest111: europe
guest111: belgium to be exact
User guest112 left the room.
guest104: gives a lot of scope
User guest110 left the room.
guest104: ohh hes moving
User lumus left the room.
guest111: he is phoning someone
guest111: i wonder who it is
guest111: his mom?
guest104: moaning about us to mummy
guest111: "the boys on the chat were mean to me mummy!!!"
guest111: "sniff sniff"
guest111: "plz punish them"
guest111: "spank them plz on their bottoms"
guest104: oh dear son go to bed
guest111: i bet she said
guest111: GET A LIFE
guest111: luke
guest111: get a serious job
guest104: ohh a smile
guest111: he rarely smiles
User ClientNo9 entered the room.
guest104: gathered that
User ClientNo9 changed their name to ChaimAmalek.
guest111: i think he thinks smiling renders him more human
guest104: HUMAN??
guest111: and human is not what he aspires to
guest104: be yes
ChaimAmalek: This Spitzer thing is not good for the Jews. Another shvartze in power, perhaps soon to be joined by a mischelung in the White House with a Muslim father.
guest111: ah ah yes
guest104: god thats heavy
guest111: prostitutes and stuff
ChaimAmalek: The colored I was referring to is our black lt governor
guest111: wonderfull
ChaimAmalek: who might soon become Governor of the Jews of New York. And later to be joined by Husseain Obama as Prosident of the Jews of America
guest104: he never awnsers us
ChaimAmalek: Gentlemen, the skies are darkening all across America
guest104: just looks
guest111: yes they even darken here in europe
ChaimAmalek: Luke loves this. He has a God-like perch from which to look down with disdain on his lessers
guest111: yes yes
guest111: exactly
ChaimAmalek: What we cannot see is that he is not wearing any underpants.
guest104: who is chaim 11?
ChaimAmalek: Nor can we see the houseguest.
guest111: he does not interact with us mere mortals
YourMoralLeader: hi
YourMoralLeader: i am here for you guys
guest104: oh hi
guest111: we are just the dandruf he brushes of his shoulders
YourMoralLeader: sorry, i was just earning a living
guest111: lol
guest111: ROFL
ChaimAmalek: Because of Luke I have to pay women $$$$ for sex
guest104: he spoke to us
guest111: earning a living
ChaimAmalek: There’s that drained look
